Ebay, Our Auction House of Choice.March 30, 2006
Long have we silently sat by as the "prestigious" Auction Houses of the old world ignored our particular brand of Geniusness. No more, today we turn our collective backs on the crusty old Art snobs and invite you the mass of men, and ladies, the excitement of bidding on a piece of fine art, not a poster, print, glicee or whatever they choose to call laser prints these days. Real honest to goodness ART made by human hands. Right this way.
Consumers Continue Consuming.March 28, 2006
Witness the final seconds of consumer interest in the Sushi B promotional juggernaut as it fades from our collective conscious. There did you feel it? Off it goes, traveling into deep space to be experienced anew by a race of beings far superior to our own.
More Sushi Please.March 26, 2006
If you missed the show opening Friday night or just didn't care, you can rest easy. The smell of hundreds of bodies crammed into the gallery "shoe box" made viewing, conversing, and back stabbing nearly impossible. The lack of any "A" list Hollywood type agents, with million dollar licensing deals, only added to the already tense situation. It was only the unbridled consumption of cookies, cheap booze and box wine that dulled most of the attendees' senses. A special thanks to all the parents, spouses, friends, and special others who politely stood by while the melee played itself out. Our own contribution was met with the yawn of indifference we have grown all to familiar with.
Let The Ego Stroking Commence.March 23, 2006
Tomorrow night, March 24, Minneapolis art gallery Creative Electric Studios will be lowering their otherwise high standards for the second annual nerd fest more commonly know as Lutefisk Sushi. This wonderful assortment of “talented” funnie-book makers will be exiting their assorted dens, bunkers and holes for a night of back stabbing fun.
Just Caulk The Hell Out Of It.March 20, 2006
We believe that even a grizzled vet like Lou Grant ( or dare we dream, J. Jonah Jamenson? ) would be proud of our recent flirtation with hard-hitting investigative reporting. Though we didn’t have Rossie or the Animal by our side, their spirits where definitely present as we dug deep to bring back this sadly almost-extinct style of intense, gritty, in-your-face storytelling that’s worthy of a Pulitzer. Consequently, we applaud the visionaries at Rake magazine for having the guts to publish it. Draw your own conclusions by clicking right here.
"'Scritchiesscratches scheduled to appear somewhat daily. March 17, 2006
This little gem has been flying below the radar for over a year and a half now and will soon be making its 300th post to little or no fan fare. Please be kind enough to give it a couple minutes of your valuable intra-net viewing time. Just click me, the Scritchie and enjoy.
Absence doesn't seem to make the heart fonder.March 15, 2006
Yes, it has indeed been quite some time since the quill of KMI has made the world laugh, cry, and scream, "Yes! Oh god, yes! Someone does understand!" via our own special brand of insight into the human condition. We do apologize for the lack of productivity, and promise to make amends in the future. But for now, let’s catch you up on some completed projects from the last year or so. Thus, the first order of business would be to check out our sister site, kmiposters.com, for some hard rockin’ graphical excursions.
So go ahead and empty your cache, roll the mouse, click a button or whatever makes your search engine of choice reset, and get ready to enjoy the NEU-LOOK of King Mini.
