KING MINI INTERNATIONAL
A Mixture of Half-Truths, Lies, and Conjecture.
Saturday, December 30, 2006
Friday, December 29, 2006

New Year, New Sketch Book.
December 29, 2006
Santa was kind enough to bring KMI a pile of much needed sketch books this past holiday season. Whether we have been naughty or nice this year is a point of contention here at the home office, that is a discussion best had behind closed doors. Suffice to say we are very happy with the paper quality in the Moleskines, and will be filling them up with stuff post haste.
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Mold A Mattic. Mold A Mattic.
December 20, 2006
On a recent jaunt to the Sunshine State, Florida, King Mini and family came across several versions of the most amazing machine. May we present the Mold A Mattic, a machine which hums, vibrates, and dispense a warm wax like figurine to cherish for years to come all for only two dollars.





We salute you Mold A Mattic, We salute you.
Sunday, December 03, 2006
22 Days Of Horrific Mall Parking Still Await You.
December 3, 2006
This holiday season may we humbly suggest an alternative to the gift card, gift bag, gift sausage, foot massage thing and give the gift of geniusness: KMI Original Art. We will be creating, per order, freshly inked illustrations inspired by one of our three favorite categories: Cities, Portraits, or Spooky Forests.

Individually priced at 25.00 these 5 x 5 inch black ink drawings on archival white paper and accompaning KMI Certificate of Authenticity will be the gift remembered by friends, loved ones, and co-worker for years to come. Order early while the wrist is still fresh.
Friday, December 01, 2006

The Pennies Keep Ah-Comin!!
December 2, 2006
Project Pretty Penny has been overwhelmed by the number of exceptional elongated pennies contributed in the last few days. Special thanks to Eric, Don, and Sarah your certificates of thanks are on the way. On a side note those of you loyal to Illinois State should know that we never intended to besmirch your fine state when drawing our penny map. Rest assured, when the site is refreshed, we will do are best to correctly portray the land of Lincoln, till then lighten up a bit and stop wearing those horrendous leather dress coats.

