Lock Up Your Liquor Cabinets And Hide Your Change Jar.
King Mini International is proud to announce the expansion of our global empire with the opening of Scumbag. an e-commerce portal spotlighting our latest infatuation. Scumbags are hand drawn, hand stitched, poly filled things measuring roughly 10 inches in height. These fine examples of humanity are packaged in a clear mylar bag with an overly designed header card keeping true to the KMI motto "quality with a k". To celebrate the grand opening of the site purchase any scumbag doll within the next seven days and automatically be registered for a chance to win the limited edition "Poppie" scumbag.
Labels: Scumbag Dolls
7 Comments:
That site rules!
i need me a scumbag.
and some pork rinds.
good luck vinny those are a cool idea. i hope you make millions.
Pat, Thanks for the kind words if you get the rinds we will kick in a case of Blatz!
i'll see your blatz and raise you a carton of winner menthols.
can you make one of Shad that works as a voodoo doll? cause i think those would be saleable.
i'm just sayin'.
I guess that leaves us without a couple bottles of tussin and mouth wash for shots. Any takers out there?
Only if it's Listerine, I don't drink that Scope crap. Strictly top shelf.
Really nice site by the way.
If KMI can make $50 off of custom Shad Voodoo dolls..I'll increase my villiany tenfold.
If you are paying my man, then by all means bring Listerine. We are good with the best-yet value gallon.
Mr Shad,3 fold should suffice.
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