Would You Buy A Car From This Man?

April 4, 2007



Silly question... KMI staffers are still bemused by the recent events surrounding our latest car shopping extravaganza. Our new bestest friend Pappie tried every tired, hackneyed, stale, and cliched trick in the scumbag book of offensive tricks to place us in the car not of our dreams, not of our price range, not of color or model. Pappie was relentless, promising us everything from custom floor mats to boxes of no name steak. As we slowly backed away and dashed for the car, Pappie keep a perfect pace stuffing business cards into all our pockets and the car windshield wipers. As we pulled away, one can only assume, that Pappie realised this sale was slipping away.