Say Hello To Our Latest Scumbag, Nate!

Because there is little or no demand King Mini International has created yet antoher scumbag, Nate, and much like the rest of the family Nate will lie, drink, steal, and sleep with your spouse, while leading you to believe he is you newest bestest friend. It will only be after your bank account has been mysteriously emptied, all your furniture has disappeared, and the second round of penicillin shots have worked their magic will you be able to kick out this lovable loser. We have a few at our Esty store front for now and will add them to the Scumbag store in the coming weeks.

Scumbag, Is The Water Cold?

Today for your viewing enjoyment, three new Scumbag commissioned art pieces. These exquisite examples of the delicate art of ink and brush will soon grace the walls of a young affluent married couple living in an outer ring Minneapolis suburbs. They will hang in the master bedroom of a 12 bedroom split level ranch bathed in the warm glow of incandescent light.







Soon my friends there will be amore.

Would You Buy A Car From This Man?

April 4, 2007



Silly question... KMI staffers are still bemused by the recent events surrounding our latest car shopping extravaganza. Our new bestest friend Pappie tried every tired, hackneyed, stale, and cliched trick in the scumbag book of offensive tricks to place us in the car not of our dreams, not of our price range, not of color or model. Pappie was relentless, promising us everything from custom floor mats to boxes of no name steak. As we slowly backed away and dashed for the car, Pappie keep a perfect pace stuffing business cards into all our pockets and the car windshield wipers. As we pulled away, one can only assume, that Pappie realised this sale was slipping away.